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Just A Stranger

Mrs. W. reports she heard two little boys in her neighborhood scrapping, and one of them said to the other, "I'll be glad when your father comes home from the Army; I bet he'll straighten you out and you'll be good."  Said the other defiantly: "He won't, either!  He's not in the Army, he's in the Navy - and I don't know him anyway!"