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Waiter (to cook): 'George, the gent at No. 3 says as his potatoes ain't good -- says as they've all got black eyes on
'em.'
George (real name Patrick): 'Bedad, thin, it's no fault o' mine. The spaleens must have been foightin' after I put
them into the pot.'